Comebacks to Annoying Kids Questions

As soon as your kid starts talking, they will never stop.  

They will start asking questions.

Lots of questions.

funny questions by kids

Some of them can be pretty hard to answer – explain to your child why sky is blue!

As a responsible parent you should answer them to the best of your knowledge and encourage their curiosity.

1. Are We There Yet?

  • Yes we are. Isn’t this great?
  • We were already there and we’re going home. Did you forget already?
  • It’s a good thing you asked, I forgot where we were going. Guess we might as well go to the Dentist now.
  • Sure, get out. Oh we’re driving fast on the freeway? Well maybe we haven’t arrived yet then.
  • We’re on the road, where we’re going we won’t need roads. So no, we’re not there yet.

2. Where Are You?

  • I’m out. What you see in front of you is a figment of your imagination.
  • Mom is not here right now. Please leave a message and she’ll get back to you when you can ask nicely.
  • Wherever you aren’t. Keep Looking!
  • Somewhere over the rainbow.
  • I’m wearing Harry’s invisibility cloak and it won’t come off!
  • I’m here. You’re there. You need to get from there to here!

3. Is Daddy Home?

  • Yes, he is. He’s just hiding very well, see if you can find him.
  • No, that’s not really daddy. That’s just a dummy made of wax to keep you company since daddy isn’t home from work yet.
  • No he told me that he won’t be coming home today he won a lifetime supply of ice cream and is going to be busy for a while.
  • Who’s daddy again?
  • You mean he’s gone? This whole time I thought he was right here!

4. Can We have Ice Cream for Dinner?

  • There’s a limited supply, we’re all forced to ration it out.
  • If you eat too much of it you’ll become allergic and never able to eat it again.
  • Because you can’t eat ice cream on an empty stomach.
  • I can’t open the ice cream carton until dinner is done, it’s locked.
  • Well aliens stopped by last night and said they would vaporize the house if I didn’t hand over all the ice cream. Soooo we’re out.

5. Why Do I Have to Clean My Room?

  • In case the president ever visits.
  • because I forgot what color the carpet is and I’d like to find out.
  • If I have to clean the rest of the house, you have to suffer too. Clean your room.
  • because toys all over the floor attract monsters since they like to eat misplaced toys. As long as your room is clean they will stay away.
  • It’s the only way I can see what toys you have so I don’t buy the same ones for your birthday.

Leave a comment and add some wisdom questions from your own little geniuses!

For now, here is a little reminder to watch yourself when you’re around your little ones!


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