Who said motherhood is all about hard work, dirty diapers, and screaming kids? Well, that’s basically what it is most of the time, but none-mothers do not know how much humor goes on behind the scenes.
There’s a stereotype on moms already, to be honest. Moms are perceived to have messy uncombed hair, stained clothes and always with a baby perched on her hips or in tow. And, that’s not far from the truth. But, what makes a whole lot of difference is how fun being mom actually is.
It’s all about hard work and lots of precious memories made.
But since we’re talking about the humorous side of motherhood, let’s see what these moms’ two cents about it are with these mom quotes.
I totally agree with Tina Fey! If there’s a good use for babies, that’s to take the fall for farts and people would find it cute instead of absolutely disgusting.
I totally laughed out loud after reading this! I found so much sensible irony to this quote. One of the best mom quotes in my book.
I have done this so many times in the past! There are just nights where you don’t even care if you’re sleeping on a mattress soaked in baby pee. Let’s clean it up tomorrow. Sleep is more important than avoiding a yellow stain on your bed.
If only there was such a thing. Unfortunately, finding a handbook for right parenting is as non-existent as the manual for understanding the female mind. How life would be so much easier if even just one of them existed.
Apparently, Phyllis has understood how motherhood works. Such a brilliant idea! I must do this too!
Pretty much sums up what a mom’s job is. That was the most clear-cut job description ever. Human resource workers should learn from this woman.
I could not agree more. Imagine if you are a mom of multiple-child birth? That would seriously be like running an asylum. Just picture out several crazy kids running around like headless chickens? *cringe*
I have heard my mom say something very similar to this many times. Especially when she’s trying to scold us, and we’re just not paying her any attention. Mom quotes can’t get any more accurate than this.
I take back what I said about the previous photo. This is even more accurate than any another mom quotes we’ll ever find online.
I have no doubt that this is true, but I look forward to the complaints I’ll get from my friends soon now that school’s just right around the corner.
Moms should have an ability like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch has. The ability to grow and retract extra sets of arms. Better yet, we should be able to produce a clone of ourselves so housework can get done faster!
When clothing manufacturers perfectly understand what a mom’s life is like, the can come up with the most brilliant mom quotes. Also, God forbid our kids try to figure out the laundry on their own. Might as well say goodbye to solid colored shirts.
I should not find this funny because I totally have done this to my own mother for many years, but I just can’t help but laugh at how true this quote is!
Oh, yes. You can’t do the same things you used to do when you were younger and more nimble. Because of all the baby carrying you’re doing, other parts of your body are not as strong as before.
This definitely tops the mom quotes list. The Golden Girls have hit the bull’s eye on this. If it were really that easy, dads can do the mother thing too. But, there are single dads out there who do both roles quite impressively. Still, it’s not the same as a mother’s love.
Are the mom quotes on point or what?
Not only are they super true, they are also pretty hilarious. I can just imagine myself looking back to this post when I have kids of my own. I’ve raised a younger sibling but I’m sure it’s still pretty much different.
Though I’ve raised a younger sibling, but I’m sure it’s still pretty much different.
I’m not one to talk, but from what I’ve seen, a mom’s life is full of tears and hard work. But, it’s also filled with so much love, joy and strength.
Sometimes I wonder how my mom does it all. These mom quotes don’t do their sacrifices justice. They only lighten up the mood but never the load.
I salute every mom out there and for those of you who are reading this, you deserve the world!
Do you have any mom quotes you think are funny enough to be on this list? Holler at us with a comment below!