Hilarious Problems only Moms of Threenagers Understand

What is a threenager?

“The threenager is that age when your 3-year-old continually acts like they are going on 13. They have an attitude for miles, a stubborn streak, and want what they want… when they want. Hell hath no fury like a threenager who refuses to nap.” according to Huffington Post.

Have you got one at home?

Then these little perils of everyday life will seem like something completely normal and not worth making much fuss about.

Do you have a younger child? Then read on and brace yourself when you hit the threenager mark!

When she tries to compliment you.

Adults are to be cheated.

Oblige with requests or face a fury.


Frozen will be your Bible.

They learn from you. Especially the stuff you don’t want.

No need for toys, give them mud & dirt.

Some stuff you wouldn’t dream of saying becomes an everyday conversation.

Did you really just say that?

Who else can relate to this?

Better let them run around naked all day!

They do the sweetest things for you!

Public place. Tantrums. They love them – both at the same time.

No one can offend them.

Penis conversation is the best conversation.


Life is one big drama when you are three.

Test them anytime you get a chance.

When in doubt, add wine!

That sounds like my house!

Meal time. Your favorite part of the day.

You become their personal slave.

You never know what might fit there!

They know what they’re good at!

Here to serve your madam!

Other moms could use it too!

They have a way to charm you…

They were fired


They love a good selfie.

The never ending potty battle, always on the loosing end.

Keep notes. Bring it up when they are older. Payback time!

Got any of your own to add?

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