kids really say the weirdest things

You might think that the stuff kids say was taken from a horror movie.

Sure, they already might have randomly said a sentence or two that would totally scare the crap out of you. Do you ever question or think about it?

Where do these things come from? How would they know about death? Does this happen to every child or is just my one the weird one?

I seriously have goose bumps creeping up my spine just thinking about what my research has presented me with.

There are only speculations that children are more in tune with the spiritual realm because of how pure their hearts are but just like how imaginary friends are explained, there isn’t that many credible studies to prove these theories.

It has been proven to happen to A LOT of children so don’t get freaked out if it’s happened to your child. I’ve had a personal experience with this when my younger sister was only 7 or 8.

That being said, here are a few examples of weird things kids say in case you were shaking your head in disbelief. Some you might actually find to be hilariously creepy but you be the judge of that.

1. Bloody memory…literally

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I have read different versions of this story online and was so relieved to have found the full completed version. That response would have sent me calling a psychiatrist then and there.

All clear here.

2. With mommy forever…

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The 6-year-old reply saved my heart from skipping a beat by making a joke about mom’s weight. I actually chuckled at the end of this unusual conversation.

3. Sisterly…bond?

This cannot be explained at all. How could she know she was supposed to have an older sister if she wasn’t told? Unless her older sister visits her? 😱

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4. It runs in the family…

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I thought this was going to be a simple story of a past experience. I did not expect Mr. Peterson would be haunting her younger cousin too. What a twist.

At least Mr. Peterson sound harmless? Both kids weren’t afraid of him.

5. Bigger than daddy’s…

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If this wasn’t such a weird exchange, I think daddy would have called out a major burn. He got schooled by his daughter.

6. Sunburn blues…

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True enough, if you just woke up from a deep sleep, you probably would have found this creepy. Like a nightmare but you’re awake.

7. The timeout oven…

If kids say the darnedest things, kids definitely say some of the creepiest things.

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8. We should bury it…

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I’m not even the parent and I find this ultimately disturbing. Just imagine how freaked out her parents were. Weird things kids say can immediately turn into a matter that needs medical attention.

9. Are you afraid of the dark?

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This girl has probably been afraid of the dark since this event. I just wonder what she saw that made her so scared. I mean it’s normal for children to be afraid of the dark. I hope she got over it.

10. Beware of the bad man…

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Maybe your place is the next shoot location of Paranormal Activity? Seriously, if things start moving on their own in your house, you better look for a new place. Either that or believe that your kid is the next Matilda.

11. Boyfriend Material…

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If this kid comes to your house one night and asks for permission to date your daughter, what would you do? Say no right away. Don’t want a potential psychopath for a son in law.

12. A visit from Grandpa…

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This would have been sweet if Popaw wasn’t dead. That changes everything.

13. Bath time talk…

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Double bolt your doors and secure your windows just in case. They may not be human but it’ll help you sleep better at night. Better yet, have her sleep beside you.

Creepy.

14. Faceless man…

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Never ask a question you don’t want to hear the answer to. But if you still do ask, better be prepared for what comes next. Sometimes the weird things kids say can haunt your dreams for quite some time.

15. You have been warned…

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If this happened to you, what would you do? Live life my friends. YOLO.

16. My heart will go on…

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A Titanic survivor reincarnated 80 years later. Unbelievable. But quite a coincidence isn’t it?

17. Extra terrestrial son…

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I don’t if it’s just a kids imagination running wild but this is creepy yet hilarious.

18. Grandma’s lullaby…

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I don’t know if this would freak me out or make me go, “Aww!” Either way, cute in a creepy way.

19. Find us please…

Will you help find them? Or run out of the house screaming for your life?

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20. Never using that joke again…

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Careful how you joke with your kids. It may just back fire and scare the crap outta you.

Deep breaths. I still have shivers running down my spine.

These weird things kids say are not only weird but downright creepy. I had the movie Conjuring and Poltergeist playing in my mind the whole time I was writing this.

You may not want to face it if you’ve heard something similar to these from your kids but you have to find out where they’re getting these things. Ask them. Talk to them like you would an adult.

Much like parenting, there are a lot of scary things ahead of us. This is part of it. Our children will say more things when they grow up and it will be a lot scarier than any paranormal references. It will hurt us and make us question our parenting but like I said, that’s part of it.

All you gotta do is give your best and believe that they will come out of it better and stronger.

Got any stories about weird things kids say? Share it on a comment below!

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