What It Sounds Like When Parents Say Stupid Things


Parents are not perfect intellectual beings. They can say pretty stupid things, too. They won’t admit it but I’m sure you recall one time or a few where they have said something so stupid, it’s hilarious. And if you called them out on what they said, you probably got a tongue lashing, didn’t you?

Or maybe a smack upside the head?

True. When we have problems, we look to our parents to help us see why things are the way they are. We look to them for wisdom. But, as human as they are, they have their moments, too.

And we don’t let them pass. We laugh our butts off.

That’s what you’re about to read here. They will either make you laugh until you cry or make you shake your head in disbelief.

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Is this a way to make your kids fear the government? Conspiracy theorist would totally consider the cloning joke.

I think mom needs to read nutritional facts more.

I have a feeling dad was more careful the next time he bet against his son and facts. Son-1 Dad-0

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Don’t have much to say about this. But parents are hilarious sometimes!

Psyched you dad! I wonder how the dad got even with his son after he realized he was duped?

Dogs don’t speak human actually but they have the ability to understand multiple languages!

Mom might need a lesson from her kids on the animal kingdom. I would be dying of laughter inside if I was the friend!

I have 4 dogs and 3 cats who I hug everyday. Does that mean I won’t have babies ever???

Oh, man. What I would give to be in that car with this mom and see how she flipped the other driver. That would have been epic!

Yaba-daba-doo!! This mom is one of the most hilarious parents I’ve heard of! Who could argue with that?

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Bad mama award. Parents shouldn’t make innuendos like that but they can’t help it!

The sense of humor of some of these parents, like this dad, are beyond me. But, they are pretty ingenious!

Sounds like mom skipped health and science class when she was in high school. Then again, this could be a common mistake for people who are not of this generation. :)

Oh, moms say the darnedest things! Don’t these moments make us love our moms even more?

There are plenty of moms who believe they’re always right. This mom is one of the plenty. She’s right. Charles Darwin is super wrong.

I hope this mom is not and does not become a politician.

Well, that’s one way to get your kids to keep their rooms clean. Sounds a bit stupid? Yes. Effective? Heck yes!

While there’s a chance people crouch to pick up keys they dropped, what a coincidence would it be if it happened to numerous people at the same time and at the same place, huh?

Hands down, this mom lived a cool life when she was younger! I can just tell! Stupid? Absolutely…not! At least not in my book! I would probably say the same thing if my son asked me.

It was an honest mistake! Come on, man. Cut her some slack. They didn’t have Netflix in their generation.

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As much as they want to deny it, parents have their stupid moments, too.

And their kids don’t let them get away with it.

I, for one, have certainly called my parents out for it – which isn’t a very good idea. Either way, they’re pretty hilarious even if at one point in time of our lives we thought they were just full of it. 😉

But, on behalf of every child and every offspring in this blue planet, thank you, parents. Thank you for letting us know that you’re also human behind all the super amazing things you do for us!

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